Donald Meets The Queen of England! Together the Queen of England and Donald Trump proceeded to Buckingham Palace in a carriage drawn by six white horses. Regrettably, the rear horse let go of a putrid and lingering fart. The coach stunk like a sewage treatment plant, and the Queen turned to Donald and said: ""Mister Trump, please accept my humblest apologies, but there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."" Donald quickly replied: ""Please don't give it a second thought Your Majesty…