The Donald Trump Song Who's got the bestest disposition? One guess -- guess who! Who never never starts an argument? (Woman: Hmmmm?) Who never shows a bit of temperament? Who's never wrong but always right? (Donald: Yeah?) Who'd never dream of starting a fight? (Donald: That so?!) Who gets stuck with all the bad press? No one... (Donald quacks angrily) but Donald Trump ! (Donald: Yeah!) PS : The funniest thing is that I didn't have to change a lot of the original Donald duck song.