The blonde and ventriloquist A blond woman goes into a pub, where a ventriloquist sits at the scene with a puppet who tells the one blonde joke after the other. After a while the blonde gets angry and goes up to the ventriloquist and says: ""shut up about all the blonde jokes, we are not that stupid"". The ventriloquist then replies: ""Sorry, but these are just jokes, you are not supposed to take them seriously"". ""I was not talking to you, I was talking to that little bastard on your lap"".