A German taxi driver was on his shift... He is driving one of these Mercedes models that have the Mercedes emblem as a hood ornament. A guy waves him down, so he stops and let him enter. It was a tourist, in town on his first trip to Germany. The driver asks: ""So, how do you like our country?"" The guy answers: ""Oh, it's great. But it is so different from home in many aspects. Some things, I cannot make sense of."" The taxi driver asks: ""Really? Like what?"" The guy says: ""Well, for instance…

A story about a business trip (that actually happened) Boss was driving with one of his employees to Germany. The employee was from a smaller country, so he was really amazed by the German cities; they were so much bigger than the ones he visited in his country. Later on, as they were driving down the high way, the employee was looking at the scenery and, from time to time, he noticed some road signs that had the word Ausfahrt(exit in German) written on them. The employee was clearly impressed b…

an old Russian man wants to visit a friend in germany an old Russian man remembers a good friend he had in east Germany, and he decides he should go check up. He doesn't have enough money for a plane, however, so he decides he will drive. The next morning he and his wife get into their car and start driving. Several hours go by on the empty road and after a while, they reach the Latvian border. a man stops them and asks for passports. He asks in broken Russian ""your names?"" the man responds ""…

Grandpa Beetle Joke My great grandfather worked at Volkswagen during the 1950s in Germany. As you may know by now, most cars are made on an assembly line and workers usually only see the one part of the car that they are responsible for assembling. He worked there until he earned enough money to buy his own Beetle. He then drove the Beetle back to our home country when the car had broken down. He opened the hood of the car to find that the engine was missing! At this moment, his friend from the …