Tanya Jokes

My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn't know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA

Old Soviet joke On September 1, 1945, a second grade teacher asks her students who have war medals to share how they have helped the war effort. A little girl raises her hand. ""Yes, Tanechka"" says the teacher, ""do you have something to share?"" Tanechka says ""I was in the hospital helping to dress the wounds for the wounded soldiers."" ""That's great"" says the teacher ""and what did the soldiers say to you?"" ""They said 'Thank you, Tanya."" ""Very good, Tanechka. Petenka, what about you?""…

an old Russian man wants to visit a friend in germany an old Russian man remembers a good friend he had in east Germany, and he decides he should go check up. He doesn't have enough money for a plane, however, so he decides he will drive. The next morning he and his wife get into their car and start driving. Several hours go by on the empty road and after a while, they reach the Latvian border. a man stops them and asks for passports. He asks in broken Russian ""your names?"" the man responds ""…