An Italian guy named Vinny comes to America to become an American Citizen... To become an American citizen Vinny has to go to court and stand in front of a judge. Vinny brings his whole family to the courtroom to cheer him on. They are a very loud and rambunctious Italian family. Vinny stands in front of the judge and the judge says, ""Ok Vinny, before you become an American citizen I have to ask you a few questions about American history"" Vinny very confidently says, ""Hey, not a problem judge…

Which American President was least guilty? Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Abraham Lincoln walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Mr. President I am going to have to ask you to leave"" Lincoln asks ""Why is that?"", the bartender replies ""Last time you were around a shot you ended up on the floor""

All work and no play... .... makes Abraham Lincoln a full term president. Im going to hell.