In West Philadelphia born & raised/ through my anus is where I got most of my AIDS - Tom Hanks in Philadelphia'

[on a business trip to South Carolina] Nice to meet you. I'm from Philadelphia. "Welcome to the United States."

"That'll be $147,382." - The cab driver after taking Will Smith from Philadelphia to Bel Air.

Want to depress yourself? Realize that someday Tom Hanks will die. Want to cheer yourself up? Remember that right now, Tom Hanks is alive.