The presidential race between Hillary and Trump reminds me of the first AVP movie. Whoever wins, we lose.#Hillary#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If I were Hillary, I'd ask Michelle Obama to stay on as first lady.#Hillary#Michelle Obama#First Lady#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dr: you have pneumonia Hillary: what's pneumonia Me: *fighting off secret service* not much monia what's pneu with you#Hillary#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
REPUBLICANS: I can't believe Trump won. DEMOCRATS: I can't believe Hillary lost. ME: I can't believe it's not butter!#Hillary#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Israel is like STOP TOUCHING ME and Palestine is like YOU'RE TOUCHING ME and Hillary is like I WILL PULL THIS CAR OVER.#Hillary#Israel#Palestine#Driving+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp