I'm French and was at the bar with my Irish and Scottish friends As we were leaving a crowd of rowdy South Africans start jibing them to fight. The Irish man said"" Boys, I've been smacking jokers since McGregor was a wee lad, get behind me and I'll sort 'em!"" The Scottish man, not to be outdone replied ""Ahck, I'm stronger than ten men at the Highland guys. Get behind me lads and I'll finish this!"" I was going to finish this joke but I give up.