I'm in Germany. Time to drink precisely one bier (beer) and call every man "Hans"

Danke for calling Germany. To order beer, press 1. To order weapons, press 2. To order philosophy, press 1 until it resembles a 2.

Snowboarders will Understand Four snowboarders - a German, a Swiss, an Australian, and a Canadian - are taking a chairlift up a mountain. The German boarder pulls out a bottle of beer from his jacket, drinks it, and tosses the empty over the side. ""Ah,"" he sighs. ""We have so much beer in Germany!"" Next the Swiss boarder pulls out a bar of chocolate from his jacket, eats it, and drops the wrapper over the side. ""Mmm,"" he sighs, ""we have so much chocolate in Switzerland!"" So the Australian…

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, ""Honey, I'll be right back."" Where are you going, Coochy Coo?"" asked the wife. ""I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."" The wife said, ""You want a beer, my love?"" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer -- brands from 12 different countries incl…