That ain't my baby A Hill Billy lives deep in southern Alabama hills and wants to get a divorce. Early the next morning he goes into town in search of a lawyer. He enters an attorney's office and spots the secretary across the room and walks over to ask, ""Where can I find me a law-yer?"" The secretary replies, ""Down the street on the right."" The Hill Billy finds the lawyer and proclaims, ""I want to get a de-vorce."" ""Do you have any grounds?"" ""Why sure I do, I have 40 acres back in...."" ""No, that's not what I mean. Does your wife.. beat you?"" ""No sir, I get up at 4:30 am everyday, my wife has never beat me for 30 years!"" ""No, no, I don't think you understand what I am trying to get at. Is she a nagger?"" ""No, but that baby she just had sure is a na-gger, and that's why I want a de-vorce!""