A young German wants to travel (x-post from German_Humour) A young man is undecided where he should spend this year's vacation. He asks his granfather for advice. Grandfather: 'When I was your age, I went to Paris. I went to a bar and everything was for free. I was totally drunk, climbed on the counter and pissed on the floor. After that I spanked that waitress' ass.' The young man is excited: 'Wow! That sounds great! Thank you, grandfather' - and books the travel. Two weeks later he finally…

A bar owner is looking for some new musical acts to spice up the ambiance of his establishment. He goes online, trying to find some local up-and-coming bands. He finds a couple of okay options: some country, some rap, some metal… Nothing really sticks out as the next big thing to him though. He keeps at it for an entire weekend, struggling to find something he really likes. He then stumbles upon this video of an old man, playing the acoustic guitar on his front porch: a beautiful rendition of …

A teenage boy was playing in his room on his computer when his grandfather came in and sat on the bed. "I know you love your computer," said the grandfather, "but you really should get out of the house more and experience life. After all, you're eighteen now. When I was eighteen, I went to Paris, went to the Moulin Rouge, drank all night, had my way with the dancers, pissed on the barman and left without paying! Now that is how to have a good time!" A week later, the grandfather came to visit ag…

My Website Hacking 101 class is going okay. I just learned how to bypass the Birth Date Security on beer websites.