Person: "That's a beautiful baby." Me: "Thanks, I named him after his grandpa." Person: "Awe, what's his name?" Me: "Grandpa."

When I was a kid I got in trouble for playing with Grandma Bella in the sandbox. Can't play with dead bodies apparently.

"He looks just like his grandfather" is a cute thing said about a new baby in most parts of the world. In Alabama,it's more of an accusation

Oh your baby's name is Walter? Is he close to retirement?