A young comedian goes to his grandfather.....[NSFW language] A young comedian goes to his grandfather and says, ""Grandpa, i've always come to you for advice when I need it, the problem i'm having is with being unique"". His grandfather says, ""Well you've always been special to me, but what do you mean?"". The young comedian says, ""Well, I want to be risque, however it's hard to shock people nowadays."" His grandfather asks, ""What about Pedophilia jokes?"". ""Too immature"", he replies. His g…

Good Night, Good Bye A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers - which she ended by saying ""God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."" The father said, ""Why did you say good-bye to Grandpa?"" The little girl said, ""I don't know, Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."" The next day Grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listen…

A little boy skips school... Grandpa: ""Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today!!"" Little Boy: ""No you go hide because I told her you were dead!""

Kid: I want to give grandpa tickets to a Michael Jackson show! Dad: you can't, he's been dead for years now, and so is Michael Jackson.