A young comedian goes to his grandfather.....[NSFW language] A young comedian goes to his grandfather and says, ""Grandpa, i've always come to you for advice when I need it, the problem i'm having is with being unique"". His grandfather says, ""Well you've always been special to me, but what do you mean?"". The young comedian says, ""Well, I want to be risque, however it's hard to shock people nowadays."" His grandfather asks, ""What about Pedophilia jokes?"". ""Too immature"", he replies. His grandfather asks again, ""What about Necrophilia?"". ""It's been done to death"" he replies"". His grandfather, increasingly strained, asks, ""Dead Babies?"" to which he replies, ""Nope, even Gallagher has a dead baby bit nowadays!"". The Grandfather sits for a minute stroking his chin and thinking hard when suddenly his face lights up. He starts to talk in that roundabout wise elder way, ""Well, if you ever find yourself in a gangfight, you bring a gun, but if you ever find yourself in a gangbang you bring a knife"". "" ""Because if all the holes are taken, where there's a wound, there's a way""