When I was a kid I got in trouble for playing with Grandma Bella in the sandbox. Can't play with dead bodies apparently.

"He looks just like his grandfather" is a cute thing said about a new baby in most parts of the world. In Alabama,it's more of an accusation

Oh your baby's name is Walter? Is he close to retirement?

KID: are you sure this will work? ME: *holding a fishing rod with a peppermint attached* do you want a new grandpa or not?