A boy pokes a girl with a pin at church The church priest asks the girl a question ""who is our lord and savior?"" *the boy stabs her with the pin* she yells ""JESUS CHRIST"" the priest says ""good good, who created us"" *the boy stabs her again* she yells ""GOD ALMIGHTY"" the priest says ""good good, now, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 42nd child?"" *he stabs her again* the girl screams ""IF YOU PUT THAT THING IN MY ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!"" The priest f…

In a small town in America, a person decided to open up his bar business, which was right opposite to a church The church & its congregation started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business. Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the bar and it was burnt to the ground. The church folk were rather smug in their outlook after that, till The bar owner sued the ch…

An old man walks up to a priest, doctor, and a lawyer... and says "I'm going to die soon," He hands all three of them an envelope. "Inside each of these envelopes is 100,000 dollars. When I die, I want you 3 to put the 100,000 dollars in my casket because I want to die with the rest of my wealth." The three men gave their word and promised they would put the money in his casket. A few days later, the old man dies and the men payed their respects and slipped the envelope in the casket. After t…

Young Couple Gets Ban from The Church There were three couples