I'm so poor that for Christmas my mom cut a hole in my pants so I would have something to play with.#Money#Holiday#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What is Father Christmas's tax status? Elf-employed.#Father Christmass#Money#Holiday#Parents+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?#Father Christmas#Money#Holiday#Parents+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm dreaming of getting rich like my father. Wow your dad must be a rich man. No, he too is dreaming of getting rich.#Rich#Money#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested.#Valentines#Holiday#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp