I bet Billy Joel only needs to type in "Cad" before his phone's dictionary chimes in and recommends "Cadillac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac."

Hell of a driver A young man approaches a bus stop to find an older gentleman man sitting down and just facing forward. ""Hell..of...a... driver..."" says the older gent. The young man doesn't think much of it. A few minutes pass and again the man blurts out ""Hell of a driver!"" Perplexed, the young man turns the older man and asks ""Is everything ok?"" The man turns and proceeds to tell him ""It was no more than an hour ago. I'm sitting here and I see this massive mass of a woman in a rusty pi…

Anti-jokes Does anyone have any good anti-jokes? I'll go first! Q:What's sad about four black men in a Cadillac driving off of a cliff? A:*They were my friends.*

An old man died... When he was in the line at the pearly gates, God asked him ""Have you ever cheated on your wife?"". The man said ""Of course not! Never ever in my life"". So he entered and they gave him a Cadillac to drive around in. The next man in line walked up to the pearly gates and God asked, ""Have you ever cheated on your wife?"". The man says ""Just once or twice."" He was granted access and they have him an old Chevrolet to drive around in. They were driving around and in an interse…