Women drivers amirite? This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds ... to continue shaving and when I looked back, she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I had to put on my seat belt and I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donu…

obituary The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper. ""How much does it cost to have an obituary printed""? asked a woman. ""It's five dollars a word, ma'am,"" the clerk replied politely. ""Fine,"" said the woman after a moment. ""Got a pencil?"" ""Yes ma'am."" ""Got some paper?"" ""Yes ma'am."" ""Okay, write this down: 'Cohen dead'."" ""That's all?"" asked the clerk disbelievingly. ""That's it."" ""I'm sorry ma'am, I should have told you - there's a five word minimum."" ""…

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