Do not open if you don't condone sick humour Saw a sick post and thought some golden oldies were left off, don't read them if you think you may be offended by dark humour. These may apply more to British people but hey ho there'll be a few everyone will understand. Here's a few I can remember What's the most effective kind of birth control? Cervical cancer. What do jade goody and maddie McCann have in common? Both died without pubes What do maddie McCann and the titanic have in common? Both led at the bottom of the ocean filled with seamen Ever been caught wanking in the shower? I have. Needless to say it ruined the family trip to auschwitz What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber Who are the worlds fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 80 stories in three seconds. I was thinking of doing a triathlon in memory of the victims of hills borough. Football, fencing and squash. Why did Jenny fall of the swing? Cause she has no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Jenny cause she's got no arms