A Few From The 1998 Rugrat's Joke Book - Is Phil's twin big? - No she's Lil . - Knock, knock - Who's there? - Tommy - Tommy who? - Tommy the truth-why's this door locked? . - What is big and scary and lives in the toaster? - A Reptart . - Why should Chuckie play basketball someday? - He's already a great dribbler . - Knock knock - Who's there? - Kanger - Kanger who? - No, but I do have a pocket.