To be part of the clan... A man is looking for a radical life change. After considerable thought, he decides to move to the freezing regions of Alaska, to live with the Eskimos. He leaves soon afterwards. He really enjoys his time there. He seems to be getting along with everyone, and has learned to adapt to the harsh climate. And though he's friendly with everyone, he isn't ever considered their equals. This eats at him for a while. He decides he must earn the eskimo's respect if he is to survi…

Santa's Reindeer According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY wom…

Bubba wants to be a Lumberjack Bubba is a good old boy from Texas who visits Alaska and is amazed at the size of Alaska. He visits a lumber camp and wants to be a Lumberjack he tells the foreman. The boys have a little fun with Bubba and they tell him you have to pass 3 tests. Test one is to chop a hole in the frozen lake and swim for 5 minutes. Test 2 is kill a grizzly bear with your bare hands. Test 3 is to go into town and make love to Nanuck the Eskimo woman. Where is the lake? and they poin…

DRUNK ICE FISHING IN ALASKA A drunk Alaskan decides to go ice fishing. He starts sawing a hole in the ice, but just then a booming voice says, ""You will find no fish there."" The drunk ignores it and continues sawing. The voice repeats, ""You will find no fish under the ice."" The drunk looks up and says, ""God, is that you?"" The voice says, ""No, I'm the manager of this ice rink.""