To be part of the clan... A man is looking for a radical life change. After considerable thought, he decides to move to the freezing regions of Alaska, to live with the Eskimos. He leaves soon afterwards. He really enjoys his time there. He seems to be getting along with everyone, and has learned to adapt to the harsh climate. And though he's friendly with everyone, he isn't ever considered their equals. This eats at him for a while. He decides he must earn the eskimo's respect if he is to survi…

Garvin the mammalogist was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather he would spend 7 days out on the ice. But after his 7 days in the field he would return to the small town and spend a day or two resting up and drinking in the only bar in town. On one particular day it was 40 below zero and Garvin made his way into the bar. He asked Bud the bartender for a whiskey. ""I don't know Garvin you sure have run-up a big bill in here."" The bartender told him. "" I know"" Garvin replied ""…

A Texan is getting drunk in a bar in Alaska... and he starts to brag about how great Texas is. An Alaskan hunter comes up to him and says, "Listen, buddy. Here in Alaska, you ain't shit until you've done three things: Drink a fifth of Alaskan whiskey, shoot a polar bear, and make love to an Eskimo woman." The Texan accepts the challenge and starts by grabbing a bottle of whisky from the counter and painfully chugging it down. He then says that he'll be right back and ambles out the door. A f…

Bear In A Bar Alaska, early spring, a big old grizzly wakes up early from hibernation and wanders down from his cave into a small town. There he is, strolling down main street, pretty as you please, when he sees a dark opening. He thinks to himself, maby this is a cave, and goes in to investigate, and finds himself in a bar. The barkeep, standing behind the bar, polishing a glass, as barkeeps are want to do, sees the bear stroll up and plop down in front of him, and being non-pulsed, as having …