Dave was in a bar looking very dejected. His friend, Adam, walked over and asked, ""What's wrong?"" ""It's my mother-in-law,"" Dave replied, while shaking his head sadly. ""I have a real problem with her."" ""Cheer up,"" Adam said. ""Everyone has problems with their mother-in-law."" ""Yeah, sure,"" Dave answered. ""But not everybody gets theirs pregnant!""