a lawyer, a priest, and a gangster walk into a bar bartender says, ""what is this, a joke??""#Religion#Lawyer#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty#Religion#Lawyer#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hell is an eternity of being sober in a room full of drunk people.#Religion#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just told everybody in the bar to shut the hell up so my date could hear the full effect of my velcro wallet opening.#Money#Religion#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp