Two farmers were having a conversation The first farmer said, ""My cow fell down a hole so I had to shoot it,"" and the second farmer nods his head, ""Did you shoot it in the hole?"" He asked. The first farmer scrunched his nose in disgust. ""Of course not! I shot it in the head!""

The Longest Journey to the Worst Pun Ever Written Two farmers were talking over the fence about the trouble they had with their horses. The first one says, ""I've got this prize horse but I can't take him to any shows. For some reason sparrows insist on building nests in his mane. I've tried everything but they keep doing it and he looks terrible all the time."" The second says,""That's an easy fix: go get a ten pound bag of brewer's yeast. Sprinkle it all over him and they'll never come back ag…

Three farmers (longish) Three farmers are down on their luck, and are on the verge of utter destitution. They have only one pig left, a skinny thing that - no matter what kind or quality or quantity of food it eats - shits it all out and gains no weight. The first farmer says ""We have to find a way to fatten up this pig."" Second farmer says ""But nothing we've tried has worked so far."" The third farmer says ""I have an idea. We take the rest of our money, buy a monkey, and train him to put a …