😄 The year is 1958, My Fair Lady premiers in London and all the tickets have been sold out for months....

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The year is 1958, My Fair Lady premiers in London and all the tickets have been sold out for months. To thier surprise a couple sees an empty seat in front of them. They lean forward and ask the lady sitting next to it: &nbsp; ""Excuse me, do you know why there is an empty seat here?"" ""Ah yes. My husband and I bought tickets but unfortunately he has passed away."" ""Oh, we're terribly sorry."" &nbsp; Then after about a minute they lean forward again: &nbsp; ""But why didn't you give the ticket to a friend or family member?"" ""Oh, they're all at the funeral.""

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