Nobody told Ahmed about the clock change so he blew himself up in the garage.#Ahmed#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
""Ahmed, you're parking too far away from the sidewalk."" ""Who cares, its gonna explode anyways.""#Ahmed#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
ISIS math problem Ahmed has 5 bags. If he gives 2 to Mohamed and 1 to Jamal. Then calculate the radius of the blast.#Ahmed#Mohamed#Jamal#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief... Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed.#Ahmed#Pakistan#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp