""Ahmed, you're parking too far away from the sidewalk."" ""Who cares, its gonna explode anyways.""

Nobody told Ahmed about the clock change so he blew himself up in the garage.

ISIS math problem Ahmed has 5 bags. If he gives 2 to Mohamed and 1 to Jamal. Then calculate the radius of the blast.

A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief... Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed.