Shout out to my drug dealer Jamal, he's taught me more about the metric system than any of my teachers ever did.

Racist jokes are all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Hispanic and black jokes are really all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

If I drew a cartoon depicting Mohamed and Harambe dating It would be Haram-Bae