My grandmother said she would give birth to my mother when the time machine was invented. Apparently she lied.#Aging#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Daddy, why is grandma so bitter? I don't know, son; seems to run in the family. Your great uncle tasted awful#Aging#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Watching my mom use an iPhone is like watching a 12 year old girl try and contact her dead grandma on a Ouija board.#Ouija Board#Aging#Parents#Dark Humor+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*grandma climbs into time machine* *shuts the door behind her* MOM NANA IS STUCK IN THE GRANDFATHER CLOCK AGAIN#Aging#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
JOSEPH: who did you name me after? ME: you were named after my grandfather GREGGNOG: what about me dad?#Aging#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp