Daddy, why is grandma so bitter? I don't know, son; seems to run in the family. Your great uncle tasted awful

Watching my mom use an iPhone is like watching a 12 year old girl try and contact her dead grandma on a Ouija board.

JOSEPH: who did you name me after? ME: you were named after my grandfather GREGGNOG: what about me dad?

My mother retired and moved into a CVS.