[Long] A bear walks into a bar... He approaches the bartender and asks for a drink. The bartender refuses, and says ""We don't serve bears here."" So the bear trudges off and mopes for a little while. Eventually, he resolves to demand service. He stomps back into the bad and roars for the bartender to give him a drink, or he will eat somebody. ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve bears,"" came the bartenders reply. Immediately, the bear went into a rage, turned from the bar, and barreled toward the first person he saw: an old whorish looking lady, who quickly succumbed to the bear's onslaught. After devouring the woman, the bear stalked back to the bar, and once again, ordered a drink, convinced that the bartender would finally serve him. The bartender flatly refused, ""I told you we don't serve bears here, and neither do we serve drug addicts."" ""But I don't do drugs,"" said the bear. ""I've never smoked or injected or snorted anything in my entire life!"" ""Oh yeah?"" replied the bartender. ""What about that bar bitch you ate?""