Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, "why the long face?" & the horse says, "why the English Lit degree?"

I'm curious about the first person who saw an egg drop out of a chicken & said, "I'm going to eat that."

s/o to the first person who saw a horse and was like "YO i wanna sit on that thing and make it take me places"