s/o to the first person who saw a horse and was like "YO i wanna sit on that thing and make it take me places"

[First person to ride a horse] 'I'm going to sit on that thing and I don't care how angry it gets.'

I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their shit.

Walk into a bar dressed as a bunny rabbit. Punch the first person who says something to you. You're a wild animal.