I'm curious about the first person who saw an egg drop out of a chicken & said, "I'm going to eat that."

s/o to the first person who saw a horse and was like "YO i wanna sit on that thing and make it take me places"

I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their shit.

Walk into a bar dressed as a bunny rabbit. Punch the first person who says something to you. You're a wild animal.