Why did Adele crawl under the cow? ...to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Tiger, Lance, and now Oscar Maybe Nike should tell their athletes ""Just Don't Do It!""

If a cat won an Oscar what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.