Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar? Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Why did Adele crawl under the cow? ...to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Tiger, Lance, and now Oscar Maybe Nike should tell their athletes ""Just Don't Do It!""

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.