A kid asks to go to the bathroom... A kid asks to go to the bathroom in school, the teacher says ""Okay, but you have to say your ABC's first!"" So he quickly says ""A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z"". She says ""Very good, but wheres the P?"" And he replies ""Running down my leg....""