Redneck birth control A man and a woman from Alabama don't want any more children because they already have 11. So the husband goes to a doctor in Ohio. The doctor asks, ""What state are you from? The man says ""Alabama."" The doctor tells him to go home, put a lit cherry bomb in an empty soda can, hold it in his hand, and count to 10. The husband isn't so sure of this, so he goes to another doctor, this time in California. When that doctor finds out that the husband is from Alabama, he tells hi…

Black man at heavens gate It was the Summer of 1968 and a black man showed up at the Pearly Gates. Peter comes out and says, ""Uh, is there something I can do for you? I mean, we don't let blacks in here."" ""I know,"" said the black man, ""It's just that, I am from Alabama, and I grew up around White folks, and I like White folks, and I even married a White woman, so I thought maybe I could get in."" Peter said, ""Wait, you say you married a White woman in Alabama? When the hell was this?"" The…

Alabama Vasectomy One day a man from Alabama was arguing with his wife and she wanted him to get a vasectomy. So he reluctantly went to the doctor and upon hearing the cost $6500. He said he isn't paying that as he could buy a used fishing boat for that price. So he went to another doctor hoping to get a lower price and was told the same thing, as he was leaving the doctor noticed he lived in Alabama and offer him a $15 dollar solution. He was told to buy a m80 light it and place it in a styrofo…

2 good 'ol boys Two good ol' boys in a Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, ""If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"" The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about …