Raisin Bread An old man walks into a bakery owned by a beautiful young lady that is known for wearing short skirts. He asks the lady for a loaf of raisin bread on the top shelf so that he can take a look up her skirt. Another man walks in and also asks for raisin bread to sneak a peak. A third man walks in and the frustrated baker asks, ""I guess yours is raisin as well?!?."" The man replies, ""No, but it's twitching a lot.""