😄 The Donald walked into a bar.. by accident. Turned out to be a gay bar. Everyone came up trumps.

A racist, a billionaire and a mysogynist walk into a bar... ...Barkeeper: ""Hey Donald, what's up?""

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Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

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Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*

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Old enough to know better, but still too drunk to care.

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