"i am trapped in a loveless marriage help me obi-wan you're my only hope" "use divorce, luke"

"Use divorce, Luke." "" Obi Wan, marriage counselor

A wife texts her husband on a cold winters morning... ""Windows frozen"" ...... Husband texts back, ""Pour some luke warm water over it""...... Wife replies, ""Computer completely stuffed now""

Windows frozen Early one winter morning, as James entered his office block, he checked his phone and saw he had a text message from his wife. Windows frozen. Not sure what to do. He lets out a sigh that yet again, his wife was beautiful but with very little brains. James then texts back to pour some luke warm water over it slowly. He receives a further text from his wife. Computer really buggered now...