Series of Cheesy Jungle Jokes I always like to tell these in a series. I also like to milk jokes (drag them out a little longer than you would expect) so prepare for the cheese. There's a little flexibility in how you tell these jokes, and if you have any other jokes about jungle animals you can mix them in, but some of the order is very important (especially the first and las jokes). Here is my preferred order: Q. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? A. Open the door, put the elephan…

I has seven babes. A black ma ma goes into the welfare office to verify she has 7 sons. The welfare officer begins the interview with""What are your children's names?"" which the ma ma replies, ""Quonzavior"".... The welfare officer says, ""All your kids are named Quonzavior ?"" ""Yeas"", replies ma ma. ""Well what to do do when you want to call one in particular?"", asked the welfare officer. ""Oh, that be easy"", says ma ma. ""I's just call em by their las name""

Business trip to Las Vegas After a hectic day in the office Jon called to an expensive escort service. A beautiful blond woman came and a diner was served in the suite. An ambient background music and soothing landscapes made Jon feel good and ready. While waiting for the woman to come out of the shower Jon got a phone call. It was his mother in law who cried over the phone informing him that his wife Jannet got into a fatal accident and died this evening. She asked him to come ASAP next morning…

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