Timmy's Cream Cake So, little 10 year old Timmy is fast asleep and his sister is in the bunk above with her boyfriend who were going at it like Ready Steady Cook. They devised a secret language which they would use so that Timmy's family wouldn't know what was going on! Flour = Faster Water = Slower Eggs = Just like that ... So, they're going at it, screaming ""Flour, flour, flour. Eggs. That's it. More flour... water, ohh... eggs."" It goes on like that throughout the night until the pair decide it is time for bed... The next morning, Timmy and his sister and her partner and the parents were sitting around the breakfast table when Timmy says to his sister ""What were you two doing in the bed above last night?"" and redfaced, the sister says she was talking about making a cake. To which Timmy replied ""I thought so, I licked the cream up off your mattress this morning!""