Why does Jay Z love Christmas? Because he's the best wrapper alive.#Jay#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Cats act so cool all year long & then Christmas comes and they eat tinsel.#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I imagine Christmas morning at the Schrodinger house is quite stressful.#Schrodinger House#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Merry Christmas. Did anyone get a car with a giant ribbon on top? Has anyone ever? Do those ribbons even exist?#Holiday#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jay Z and Beyonce had a 4 million dollar dinner with Obama.... Wtf did they eat? Fresh dinosaur?#Jay#Beyonce#Obama#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp