A Health and Safety Christmas Message Please be advised that all employees planning to dash though the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly where there are multiple passengers. Please note that permission must also be obtained in writing from landowners before…

What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th? Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Celebrating christmas in another country, santa leaves a chicken cutlet in my boot. "Is that good?" No one will make eye contact with me.