Corny Xmas Jokes Heard these on the radio this morning... 1. What do you call Santa Claus When he doesn't move? 2. What did the guest sing at the snowman's Christmas party? 3. WHY is a lion in the desert like Christmas? 4. Who's working at the FBI on Christmas? 5. What do you call an old snowman? . . . . . Santa Pause, Freeze a jolly good fellow, Because of its sandy claws, Mince spies, Water,