Lance Corporals Two good old boys, Billy Bob and Cletus have been promoted from privates to Lance Corporals. Not long afterward, they're out for a walk and Billy Bob says, ""Hey, Cletus, there's the NCO Club; let's you and me step in."" ""But we be only privates,"" protests Cletus. ""We're Lance Corporals now,"" says Billy Bob, pointing to his stripe and pulling him inside. ""Now, Cletus I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink."" ""But we're privates,"" says Cletus. ""You blind, boy?"" asks Bil…

Billy Bob decides he's gonna divorce his wife ... The local parson hears of it and pays Billy Bob a visit to see what the trouble is. ""So, I hear you're intending to divorce your wife,"" the parson says over coffee. ""Yep,"" replies Billy Bob. ""Has she been unfaithful to you, Billy?"" the parson asks. ""No sir,"" says Billy Bob. ""Fanny Sue ain't one to run around cheatin'."" ""Is she abusive to you?"" the parson ventures further. ""No sir. Never raised a hand to me."" ""Well, does she neglect…

Billy Bob kept hearing no from his dad When he was six, Billy Bob asked his dad to do ballet classes. His dad told him no, for it was a gay thing. When Billy Bob was ten he asked to go to cooking lessons. His dad said no because it was a gay thing. At sixteen Billy Bob asked his dad to start an interior design course and was told no, because it was a gay thing. At eighteen Billy Bob said he was starting architecture at university and his dad said no, for it was a gay thing. Now Billy Bob is twen…

Typical dumb blonde... Billy-Bob and Jimmy are standing at the base of a flag-pole, looking up and scratching their heads, when a beautiful blonde woman walks by and inquires about their purpose. ""We've been hired to find out the height of this here flag-pole, such that we might fit it properly with the flag of this great nation."" Billy-Bob replied, ""But we just don't have a ladder!"" The blonde looks up, turns around and walks off, only to return moments later with a screw-driver and measuri…